Friday, November 13, 2009

Pisau Cukur, Apa Tuh?!

mood : CERIA!
cuaca : mendung T_T

http://www.hotfm.com.my/images/menangdiweb/skrin_0910_pisau.jpg

Wellwellwellwell~ sapa jer yang tatau apa ituw PISAU CUKUR? razor blade?! pisau razor?! cukur blade?! wow, u must have been livin in a cave if u dont knoe what it is.. basically pisau cukur means a blade that we use to shave off our hairs.. i dont wanna say what type of hair is.. u should have know ;) another means of pisau cukur is wealth-seekers... well, most of them are womans.. NO-OFFENSE though :)

so, arituh shak pergi tgk movie nih, dekat wayang obviously.. and my comment is the movie couldn't be more better! i love the scene, actors behavior, the plots.. u know.. kalau shak nih seorang lelaki dah suker tgk cerita nih, bayangkan kalau minah ala2 PLASTIC pergi tgk T_T its a HAVOC dowh! cara lakonan Nur Fazura sangat shak kagumi dalam cerita nih.. kalau kita still ingat, last cerita yg Fazura nih act as a GIRLY character masa cerita Gol & Gincu.. sapa tak suker tgk cerita tuh? they even request the movie to be in series! kalau hangpa sumer tatau tak dapek lerr cek nak tulun :D

so, Fazura n Maya Karin is a bestfriend, dua2 gila harta a.k.a pisau cukur.. on the cruise, an old guy is murdered, and Fazura starts to investigate abt it, accompanied by Aaron Aziz.. well, both of them shows an ideal couple and i like the way they interact.. and then, while they are solving the case, Maya found a guy, Eizlan Yusoff... Maya does anything to attract Eizlan's attention.. so Maya accidently told him that she can dance! what a drama, so Maya need to attend a dancing class, and here is when our new Malaysian actor comes in, Shahredza Minhat... WOW, its a surprise to see such new actor so good.. Shahredza fell in love with Maya, so cinta tiga segi bermula..

In the end, Fazura ends up with Aaron, Maya's with our new actor Shahredza... the end would be more exciting if im not telling you, but.. ermm.. Shahredza was actually a VERY rich guy.. there goes the pisau cukur starts all over again.. THE END :)

haha xD sangat best cerita nih, shak suggest korunk pergi tgk.. wayang ofkos! especially womans yaw! so, shak dah berikan sinopsis yang boleh dikatakan sangat ringkas and we'll see you on my next post! byebye!! <33>

Friday, November 6, 2009

BFF, Bloody Fucking Friend!

mood : STRESS!
cuaca : cerah ;|

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Assalamualaikum w.b.t... hai sumer.. LAMA giler tak update dowh!! nih pon terpaksa.. kalau ikotkan mmg larh takleyh guna internet dalam masa terdekat nih... tapi gua dah GIGIL babe!!! topic yg shak nak ceritakan arinih ialah BESTFRIEND... apa ituw bestfriend? kawan terbaik? kawan rapat? sama jer sumer tuh.. tapi shak skrg still tak paham kenapa bestfriend kiter pon still leyh SAKETkan ati kita..

LIKE-HELL!! tatau nak ckp camner... ok, let say si A nih bestfriend si B.. si B nih hobi dia mmg KEJI org depan2... MASALAHNYA skrg, si B nih tak sedar yg dia pon apa kurang KEJINYA! si B nih keji org giler2! kata kan si C nih berbadan besar, muka tidak larh ayu.. guess what! si B suka pggl dia macam apa?, "DIAM ARH KAU GEMOK!"

WTF?! pahal kau nak keji org sampai camtuh skali?! kau bajet kau perfect ker BAGHAL! yang peliknya, member si B nih, si A pon kadang2 kene keji jugak... macam HELL arn?! si A nih gemok, tak hensem.. tapi ada ker hak dia nak pggl si A nih, "kau dah arh bontot besar!" agak terasa disituh.. mmg larh si B nih gelak2.. tapi nak bergurau ada batasnya weyh.. padahal si B nih bukannya bagus sangat! bajet hansem + kurus sangat.. ok, mmg kau kurus, but dah macam tiang pon org tak pandang jugak weyh!!

i know cerita nih agak panjang n complicated.. tapi i hope u guys can give me some suggestions.. i dont know how to make si B nih JAGA siket mulut dia.. FUCK I HATE HIM!

-he's not my BFF any longer [DOT]

Friday, September 11, 2009

STOP! Forget Smoking..

mood : a bit excited! :)
cuaca : malam deyh.. so agak sejuk :)



STOP!! stop while you can!! shak bercakap tentang MEROKOK... damn it.. i hate that son-of-a-BUTCHER word!! have u guys wondered how dangerous is when u guys SMOKING?! its freaking bad thing to do dowh! kenapa laa ramai sgt yg tak sedar2 betapa berbahayanya merokok... enough saying that word.. T_T

OKAY! saya tak puas! BERHENTI MEROKOK! dod you know why am i acting like freaking noble guy today?? its because tadik shak tertengok satu iklan nih, yg sangat2 menyentuh hati.. ouh god! please let everybody who either smokes or not to see this AWESOME vid! kat atas nih ada video tuh.. yg shak susah payah menyelongkar utube semata2 nak menyedarkan para perokok si durjana diluar sana...

im sorry if im a little excited about reminding people abt this thing, but.. please guys... not only GUYS.. but also GURLS... please take a good care of urself... ingatla... diri korunk tuh ada org yg menyayangi... dont be too selfish... my uncle, DIED because of this fuckin cigarette!! ouh how god knows what i felt when i know that my uncle's dead!

enaough of that.. im closing this post.. hope that u guys.. pay ur attention, focus, by all means - HAYATI LAH VIDEO TUH... ouh! ps! im in my czns house, 1:55 a.m. waitin for my mom says "shakree~ lets getta hell out of here!!" hahaha xD ok.. that was a little exaggerate... so, see u guys on my next post! love u guys! <33 style="text-align: right; font-style: italic;">-Selamat Berpuasa & Selamat Berbuka-n-Bersahur :)

Friday, August 7, 2009

My Last Time...

mood : a bit sad ;(
cuaca : mendung



TIME.. masa terlalu laju bagi shak pada tahun nih.. i dont know why, but it seems that all happens too fast! pejam celik pejam celik, dah bulan 8, almost MIDDLE of august to be precise... kenapa masa terlalu cepat biler kiter nak masa tuh lambat? did u get why i mean? this year exam, BIG exam, SPM! tapi masa tok blajar sangat2 singkat.. kenapa tahun lepas tak macam nih?! kenapa rasa macam masa tuh berlalu 'enak' jer berjalan..

SPM is really around the corner.. shak terus terang bahawa shak tak prepare langsung! chemistry & physics.. apa tuh? Why-In-Da-World do i have to learn all that?! ouh ya, to gain more knowledge, FUCK OFF! *tensen sekejap T_T* tapi, semua nih dah takdir Tuhan yang berkuasa.. kita tak boleh melawan, BERDOSA.

SABTU, is the last day to be with my cyber world.. AHAD nih, tenet dah kene putun.. u know why? sebab my parents ta bayar... WHY?! sebab SPM dah dekat.. if they pay, i'll pay more attention to this FRIGGIN-EFFIN-SHITTIN-INTERNET... i agree with them.. seriously! shak buat pertama kalinya, SOKONG untuk berhentikan internet nih.. i know and i realize that SPM is really around my waist.. i mean corner..

so, this would be my last bloggy post! not until SPM is over larh.. lepas jer SPM, IM-FRIGGIN-EFFIN-SHITTIN-CRAZING-ENJOYING-FREEING-SUPERBING free :) now nothing or anybody, can stop me from my beloved pc and internet xDD seriously, ahad nih sehingga selepas SPM, that is probably in DECEMBER *i guess*, shak takkan on9.. well, mmg PENIPU besar larh kalau tak online langsung.. I'LL DIE YA KNOW! ibu kata kalau nak on9, "please go to the cc, however.. only once in a week!" damn it T_T

but, saya sangat bersyukur dapat parents seperti mereka, tidak mengurung diri anak mereka terlalu KETAT.. sry to say, i have this cuzzy, her parents actually meng'haram'kan penggunaan HANDPHONE.. until she finish her secondary school laa... i was like, Wadda-Fuckin-Hell is dat?! kalau aq, MATI bai ! seriously kot! giler ker apa? bukan tuh jer banyak lagi yang parents dia 'haram'kan... im sooooo glad that i have my one n only parents, thanks to ALLAH...

so, nothing more to write.. nothing more to think.. and nothing more to say... see your guys on my next post.. that is MAYBE after SPM.. and wish me good luck.. love u guys for keep on reading this bloggy... sorry kalau ader terkasar bahasa n ader yang maybe terasa tentang apa2 yg shak SEMBORkan dalam bloggy nih.. akhir sekali shak ucapkan selamat tinggal, take care of ur self, love urself n family... ASSALAMUALAIKUM :'((

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Im Friggin Effin Miss Them :(



I Miss You Guys A Lot ;'(

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Pissed Off!

mood : bengang T_T
cuaca : enak saja!



Myspace... portal social bagi seluruh manusia dalam dunia nih.. macam2 yg kiter dapat dari portal2 yang macam nih.. bukan myspace jer, ader facebook, friendster, Hi5 n banyak lagi bai! tapi topic shak arinih bertumpukan pd Myspace... seperti yg kita semua tahu, myspace selalu jer buat sesi penaitaraf bg menyenangkan lagi diri kita.. tapi yang jadi masalahnya, bila biler myspace sedang menjalankan tanggungjawab mereka yang mulia nih, ader jer user yang naek berang..





MENGAMOK tak dapat buat nih, tak dapat buat tuh, takleyh cmmnt, takleyh msg.. dah kata sesi penaiktaraf.. mesti larh system dia down siket.. shak prasan, ramai yang bersikap macam nih.. mungkin mereka nih tak mendalami atau tatau yang update system nih bukan senang.. susah dia bagai nak menggali 20 kaki kedalam tanah! *hanya sekadar bahasa kiasan* ramai yg komplain "bangang! aq akleyh bukak cmmnt!", "siot arh, mespes nih","vavi punya Tom!"

APA jadahnya korunk semua nih?! mereka (pihak atasan) buat semua nih, demi menyenangkan lagi para user service mereka.. korunk nak system yang lebih kuno ker dari portal sosial yang lain? kata nak setaraf facebook.. tapi buat maintainence siket dah nak meroyan! apa cer?!

so kepada sesiapa yang tak sedar diri tuh, WAKE UP MORON! dunia semakin ke depan, bukan kebelakang! kalau myspace down, pandai2 lah korunk guna otak, MYSPACE UNDER MAINTAINENCE! sekian terima kasih T_T

-tak percaya mespes tgh update system?
cuber tgk mail mespes korunk ;)

Shane Dawson - My New Fav Show!

mood : gembira :')
cuaca : baru lepas hujan...



hai semua ! lamanya shak tak update blog, ya... saya demam CAMPAK. sebab tuh larh shak tak dapat nak update blog nih.. pening2 larh katakan.. hey, have u watched that video (kat atas nih lerr).. ya saya tahu ia agak lucah untuk ditonton.. tapi ianya sekadar hiburan~ *WTF? mengapa aq berbahasa baku pada pos kali nih?!*

ok, shak suker giler video2 Shane Dawson nih! entah kenapa.. shak kalau tengok video dia, gelak tak ingat dunia! serious dowh! lawak dia macam, SPONTAN giler.. dengan gabungan makeup2 dier.. dengan Shananay dia.. sangat2 lawak giler vavi! shak tatau nak kata apa lagik...

shak first time tengok, sumpah shak gelak guling2.. entah kenapa lawak dia macam spontan sangat sampai shak takleyh nak tahan kesakitan perot shak sebab gelak byk sgt xD so shak dah tatau nak ckp pasal aper tentang shane dawson nih...

korunk search arh nama dia (Shane Dawson) kat youtube.. mmg ramai giler subscribers.. korunk tgk arh video2 dia.. lawak2 semuanya.. kk, gtg! byebye!

Saturday, July 25, 2009

3 Bad Things...

mood : sad once again ;(
cuaca : cerah...

Assalamualaikum.. hari nih hari ahad.. shak ader 3 bende yg membuatkan shak sedeyh... frankly, sangat2 sedih... shak hampir menangis biler memikirkan 3 perkara nih.. firstly, about Mell.. she's going to phillipines today... 5 O'Clock.. ARRGGH!! why must dia pergi??!?!?! philipines.. jauh tuh! start pukol 5.. maybe hidup shak akan rasa laen.. dia dah berjauhan sangat2 dari shak.. well, kali nih lebih jauh berbanding yang selalunya.. damansara.. apalah sangat.. tapi phillipine.. jauh nya!!! tapi, as long as her hearts still here with me.. im fine.. i love u Mell :)

the second thing that makes me sad.. is Allahyarham Yasmin Ahmad.. She died yesterday, at what time shak pon tatau.. tapi shak shock giler.. sebab first time shak dengar dia masok hospital, shak dapat tau dia dah koma! i met her last week okeh! at KLCC! sekejap jer Tuhan tuh nak tarik nyawa... sedih biler memikirkan karyawan yang sebegitu kretif telah meninggalkan kita.. antara movie yg allahyarham sempat mengarah ialah Sepet, Gubra, Mukhsin, TaleNTime... shak berjaya carik gmbr dia semasa dia didalam icu siket.. (google it!)

Ucapan takziah buat keluarga Allahyarham.. Al-Fatihah..

Perkara yang ketiga shak sedih pada hari ini ialah about my uncle.. He's in ICU right now.. penyakit yang sudah kronik.. IM SCARED! =( he's my one truly best uncle in my whole life! dia berpenyakit semput.. paru2 dia rosak.. shak dapat berita dia masok ICU pagi tadi.. im SHOCKed gila! yesterday my mom called dia.. dia kata "aku dah ok sikit dah.." OMG, kenapa leyh sebegitu cepat dia sakit semula?! aq berdoa kepadaMu Ya Allah, semoga sembuhkan penyakit pakcikku ini Ya Allah.. shak berharap anda semua akan berdoa untuk pakcik shak ni.. i love him.. i dont want him to go away! please pray for him..

tatau nak ckp apa lagik.. arinih boleh dikatakan hari malang bg shak.. pelbagai benda yang tidak baik berlaku.. semoga Allah hindarkan shak dan umat2 islam yang lain dari malapetakaNya...Amin...

Friday, July 24, 2009

We're Back

mood : Gembira + Excited + Happy + Gila :D
cuaca : Cerah!!

OMG! tadik me and mell met for the last time before dia pergi phillipines.. well, we talk and talk until she suddenly cried.. she said that she couldn't accept what i did to her.. Mell! Im Sorry sebab buat keputusan macam tuh! im really sorry! then i asked her if i have another chance.. and she said "if i could rewind the time, i will knock sumthing at your head when u asked for a break.." ITS A GREEN LIGHT! Im soo sorry for my STUPID move.. but Now we're together once again.. well, even though u're far from me, my heart's always be there for you! u're the only one i love in this world (ok, besides Allah n my parents). I mengaku mmg i seksa u takda, but as my friend said, "shak...pegang pada prinsip...jauh di mata...dekat dihati..." i love that quote! i hope we can be together FOREVER! i tatau nak cakap apa lagi cuz i terlalu gembira that we're back together.. i'll wait for your return, here in Malaysia. ILOVEYOUANDALWAYSDO :)

-We're Back Together :) Love Has No Boundaries..

Tersentap

mood : sedeyh..
cuaca : malam..

Hari ni shak tatau mau buat apa.. bosan sangat.. shak tak skola arinih, ntah kenapa shak terasa takder mood langsung nak blajar.. so shak mintak permission ibu, Green light diberi.. shak bosan sangat dok umah arinih, rasa macam tak tau apa motif shak cuti arinih..

Tadik shak amek keputusan utk menghidupkan semula Facebook shak.. so shak add larh bermacam2 app.. biler dah kebosanan, shak pon teringin larh nak tau apa horoscope shak tahun nih.. then i got this :

Type
Femine

Element
Earth

Description
Cypress is loyal, optimistic and can adapt into different kind of situations and challanges. She does not run after money or fortune, and simply wishes to be happy. Cypress loves dreaming and avoids everything what would cause problems.

She's flexible and adaptive, and you can always turn to her when you need help.

Bloody Hell! That horoscope macam leyh baca perjalanan hidup shak.. i miss Mell, I miss her alot.. i called her today.. we talked about philipines, food, malaysia... then tetiber dia bukak cerita pasal kita... what she asked me was "Why kita jadi macam nih?" TERSENTAP shak buat seketika.. soalan tuh buat shak rasa macam nak bunuh diri.. then dia cepat2 tukar topic... haish.. takder mood mau criter panjang lebar lagi.. cukop sampai disini sahaja...

-Tomorrow, im going to see her.. for the last time ;((